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Dont Wrestle with a Pig

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Dont Wrestle with a Pig (A humorous song) Verse 1 Well, I wandered to the farm just to pass the time, Met a big ol’ pig that was covered in grime. He said, Come on down, lets wrestle a bit! But I had no clue what Id step into it! Chorus Don’t wrestle with a pig, no matter what you do, You’ll slip, you’ll slide, and ruin your shoes. The mud will fly, your pride will hurt, You’ll end up rolling in the dirt, And the pig will grin, cause he’s loving it too! Verse 2 I thought I’d show him I’m quick on my feet, But that pig was slick like an oily street. He snorted and squealed, said, Try your best! Then dove in the muck like a kid at recess. Chorus Don’t wrestle with a pig, no matter what you do, It’s a game you’ll lose, I’m warning you. Your clothes’ll be ruined, your ego’s a mess, But the pig will think you’re his honored guest, ‘Cause rolling in the dirt’s his favorite view! Bridge You’ll think you’re clever, you’ll think you’re smart, But that pig’s been training, he’s a wrestling art. He’ll pin you down, and laugh with glee, Saying, City folks are the best comedy! Chorus Don’t wrestle with a pig, it’s a losing fight, You’ll be covered in mud til you’re out of sight. The pig’ll win, he’s born to wallow, And you’ll be the fool everyone will follow, So just wave goodbye and call it a night! Outro So take my advice, if you see that hog, Keep your boots clean, just jog on the jog. Life’s too short for a muddy debate, With a pig who thinks filth is great! [outro][Instrumental Interlude][fadeout][end]


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