Dan the Man of SeaColony (Verse 1) Way down south by the sand and the sea, Lives a man named Dan—he’s a mystery. Shows up now and then, like a ghost in the breeze, Sippin’ slow gin fizz, livin’ life with ease. (Chorus) Oh, Dan the Man, the legend’s real, Lap dance king with a sex appeal. Faithful friend, but don’t be a fool, He’ll bust your balls while he owns the pool. (Verse 2) Blonde girls melt when he walks on by, Hot dancers wink, yeah, they know that guy. Tickle ball spin, yeah, hes got that knack, But call him dick weed? He’ll talk right back. (Pre-Chorus) You talkin’ to me? He’ll give you a glance, Then head to the bar for a drink and a dance. A chick magnet? Oh, yeah, thats true, But he’s got your back when the night turns blue. (Chorus) Oh, Dan the Man, the legend’s real, Lap dance king with a sex appeal. Faithful friend, but don’t be a fool, He’ll bust your balls while he owns the pool. (Bridge) Some say he makes strange noises at night, Talking to himself—I’m doin’ all right! All-American boy with a sharp-ass wit, Caregiver’s heart, but don’t give him lip! (Outro) So raise your glass, here’s to Dan, A true SeaColony ladies man. Whether hes busting balls or catching rays, He’ll keep you laughing all your days! Dan the Man! (Just don’t call him a dick weed…or else... [outro][Instrumental Interlude][fadeout][end]

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