Roseann’s Runaround (A Wild & Witty Song About Roseann!) (Verse 1) Oh, Roseann’s life is a crazy ride, Spinnin’ faster than the changing tide. Jim’s her rock, a saint so true, While she’s off doin’ what Roseann do! Greg and Ryan, her two fine sons, Shakin’ their heads at the things she’s done. FedEx calls, but she don’t care, Glenn’s workin’ triple, she’s barely there! (Chorus) She’s shoppin’ all day, shoppin’ all night, Bags on her arms, yeah, it’s quite a sight. She buys it all, but wait—oh no! By next week it’s gotta go! (Verse 2) Pickleball queen, oh she’s got the moves, But rules? Nah, she makes her own grooves! Invites new players off the street, “Hey, you breathe? Grab a paddle, let’s compete!” Real estate’s her big-time game, But has she sold one house? Oh, what a shame! She’s got the listings, she’s got the flair, But closin’ a deal? Let’s say a prayer! (Chorus) She’s shoppin’ all day, shoppin’ all night, Bags on her arms, yeah, it’s quite a sight. She buys it all, but wait—oh no! By next week it’s gotta go! (Bridge) She’s generous, kind, pours the drinks all night, At Jenks and Tiki, oh, she does it right. Buys every round, hands out the cash, Then wakes up sayin’, “Wait…where’s my stash?” Friends? Oh, she’s got a list so long, But half don’t know her name—“Uh, is it Joan?” She’s travelin’ weekly, off she goes, But where? Even she don’t know! (Verse 3) Energizer Bunny? Oh, that’s her style, She’ll run you ragged, mile for mile. Never stops, never slows, Except when returnin’ all those clothes! Oh, and the boat? Yeah, she got one of those, But invites?[outro][Instrumental Interlude][fadeout][end]

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