Turning Down the Spouse Verse 1 Watch out! She’s got that look, I forgot to cook! Now she’s got that marriage book— Turning down the spouse! No time for talkin sweet, My socks are on her seat. Pick em up, or face defeat! Turning down the spouse! Pre-Chorus Fight or flight, I’m out of sight, Guess who’s sleeping on the couch tonight? We’re having fun—no, wait, we’re not! She’s steaming like a stovetop pot! Chorus Turning down the spouse! This ain’t no date night; this ain’t no honeymoon. Turning down the spouse! If I don’t fix this, I’m doomed! Verse 2 Did you see my text? she said, Left you on read instead! Oops, now I’m playing dead— Turning down the spouse! Tried to sneak a snack at nine, Ate her cake—now that’s a crime! She’s glaring, and I’m out of time, Turning down the spouse! Pre-Chorus It’s too late to win this fight, She’s throwing pillows left and right. Tried a joke—it didn’t land, Now I’m ducking flying pans! Chorus Turning down the spouse! This ain’t no dinner; this ain’t no candlelight. Turning down the spouse! Looks like I’m wrong tonight! Bridge Oh, my plan’s unraveling, No use in babbling! Tried to say “I’m sorry,” But she said, Yeah, you better be! Pre-Chorus Save my skin, I’m pleading, please, Did the laundry; folded these! Took the dog out, mopped the floor, Still, she’s eyeing the back door! Chorus Turning down the spouse! This ain’t no rom-com; this ain’t no happy tune. Turning down the spouse! Better fix it before we’re through! [outro][Instrumental Interlude][fadeout][end]

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